Stupidist things fundies say...

Let's have a thread (this one) in which we copy and paste the most moronic statements from fundies that we see in a day or week or so. I'll post the next one I see.

So basically this is the "quote the idiots from ProLifeAmerica" thread, right?

I'm sure we'll get loads of material from there, to be sure, but I meant from anywhere.

Today on "The View" the discussion was about the McCain attack ad accusing Obama of voting for comprehensive sex education for kindergartners. That is a direct lie. The legislation was about teaching young children about how to be safe from pedophiles.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the token fundie, defended the indefensible ad by saying that because the legislation allowed teachers to answer questions (as they see fit) about where babies come from if they come up in class, then that is technically allowing the teaching of comprehensive sex ed to kindergartners.

What the crazy fuck is wrong with a teacher answering the question "where do babies come from?" This isn't a philosophical question, it isn't a moral question, they're not asking "TEACHER, IS IT OKAY IF I FUCK SUZIE ON THE PLAYGROUND?" Babies come from sex. Since anti-choice people seem so convinced that no one is aware of this fact, you'd think that they'd be happy to start the education younger.

I honestly don't know whether to be more disturbed by the fact that they don't think kids deserve honest answers, or that they think the only way to answer that question is with a clip from pornography.

LIES. BABIES ARE BROUGHT TO THEIR PARENTS BY STORKS.

Scorpi084 wrote:

What the crazy fuck is wrong with a teacher answering the question "where do babies come from?" This isn't a philosophical question, it isn't a moral question, they're not asking "TEACHER, IS IT OKAY IF I FUCK SUZIE ON THE PLAYGROUND?" Babies come from sex. Since anti-choice people seem so convinced that no one is aware of this fact, you'd think that they'd be happy to start the education younger.

I honestly don't know whether to be more disturbed by the fact that they don't think kids deserve honest answers, or that they think the only way to answer that question is with a clip from pornography.

FUCKING WORD.

I am sick and tired of people acting like sex is this great big shameful disgusting secret that children need to be protected from.

STORKS STORKS STORKS STORKS STORKS. SRSLY, YOU GUYS!

Anyway...

Mugen wrote:

Liar? I assure you I believe everything I say. It is possible to know when a pregnancy is a risk to the mother, that's one of the justifications your side uses for the practice. You cannot kill every organism conceived just in case.

So just so we're clear. It's absolutely possible to PREDICT at the beginning of the pregnancy whether or not it will go wrong. Idk, idk .... does Mugen have a crystal ball?

*headdesk*

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Vexing wrote:

Kate wrote:

LIES. BABIES ARE BROUGHT TO THEIR PARENTS BY STORKS.

Some witty bastard ran a google stats thing and found a correlation between the number of storks sighted in an area and the number of babies born.
OMG IS TRU!

Correlation != Causation. (I saw that same thing)

Oh, whatever, BAAYYBEEEESS CUMZ FROM STORKS OR CABBAGE PATCH!!!1!!!!1! TRUFAX!!!

I always thought you just strolled into the hospital nursery and picked one you liked. I'm going to see if I can find me a cute Japanese one.

Kate wrote:

STORKS STORKS STORKS STORKS STORKS. SRSLY, YOU GUYS!

Anyway...

Mugen wrote:

Liar? I assure you I believe everything I say. It is possible to know when a pregnancy is a risk to the mother, that's one of the justifications your side uses for the practice. You cannot kill every organism conceived just in case.

So just so we're clear. It's absolutely possible to PREDICT at the beginning of the pregnancy whether or not it will go wrong. Idk, idk .... does Mugen have a crystal ball?

*headdesk*

Especially things like preeclampsia, you can see that coming 9 months in advance! lol!

Where the hell was Mugen and his crystal ball when my son was lost? I'd have really appreciated knowing in advance.

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Some witty bastard ran a google stats thing and found a correlation between the number of storks sighted in an area and the number of babies born.
OMG IS TRU!

Hehehe.. I love you Vexing !! I am however still cleaning coffee off my monitor...

Vexing wrote:

Kate wrote:

LIES. BABIES ARE BROUGHT TO THEIR PARENTS BY STORKS.

Some witty bastard ran a google stats thing and found a correlation between the number of storks sighted in an area and the number of babies born.
OMG IS TRU!

I'm totally using the next time someone commits the correlation = causation fallacy.

I'm not even sure is she's a fundie, but...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1sn7o0j8A

I don't think Kelly Pickler is a fundie. The only thing I know about her is that she's friends with Taylor Swift, who was in a PSA speaking out against homophobia. And who is my new celebrity girlfriend, LOL.

Bgraphics wrote:

I am a male with moral values.

Are you a murderer, or a killer

I would rather the mother die, than the baby be murdered.

Thats a better way to say it.

xenatinger wrote:

What if your wife wanted you to save her, not the baby - would you abide by her wishes?

Bgraphics wrote:

I would go against her wishes to save the child. But I would do it out of love for life, I would take on the resposibilities of being a father and provider for all my children. I love my wife the same as I love my children I love my faith more though. And to do what my God wants me to do is what I would do. I don't kill any any fashion, I would not be Killing my wife I would be letting her Die. There is a big difference. I just would not have told her that if thats what she wished.

Again ... WHY is this psychopath not locked up?

And as I said before somewhere else: if you are willing to die for a fetus or for your religion, then you don't fucking love your ACTUAL kids. There's no other way around it.

That's beyond sick. Is this from PLA?

futureshock wrote:

That's beyond sick. Is this from PLA?

*hands shaking with rage*

Bgraphic, who commits domestic violence with sperm rather than fists.

I want to find this motherfucker and cut his dick of slowly with a rusty butterknife and then force him to eat it.

This one is a true psychopath. He thinks allowing a woman to die is a good thing? He isn't pro life at all he is another hateful pro-fetal-lifer...linky please. I'm getting out my roasting keyboard..

The Last Unicorn wrote:

This one is a true psychopath. He thinks allowing a woman to die is a good thing? He isn't pro life at all he is another hateful pro-fetal-lifer...linky please. I'm getting out my roasting keyboard..

Click the link I posted above, sweety. Or is it not working?

Ahh.. Thanks.. I hadn't realized there a link embedded! *Gets more coffee*....

These people basically deserve to die. They shouldn't be permitted to remain a part of civilized society - you'd fucking MURDER your wife for some spawn in her womb?

From the same thread as the Bgraphics quote;

LiberalChiRo wrote:

Or what if she had died before even giving birth to the second? That would be five dead people who never existed.

WTF.

*brainache*

More on the "ONCE IT IS NOT A MARRIED MAN AND A WOMAN, IT'S NOT A GOOD, HEALTHY FAMILY, IT IS WRONG, EVIL AND HARMFUL!" note.

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A singer named Clay Aiken was on Good Morning America with Diane Sawyer to announce that he is gay. Then it got really weird; he explained his little family. Clay had a baby boy with his long-time live-in friend (a woman). He claimed it was done artificially....yeah, sure Clay, whatever you say. Clay said they all loved each other very much. He said one day his friend (the baby's mother) would find someone and he himself would find another person. However, their priority is the little baby boy. When asked who decided what was best for the baby Clay said whoever is loud. The baby's future is open-ended. Is this weird, or what? I think Clay and his live in long-time friend (can't use the term girlfriend, the Press didn't) are bad people. A legally binding marriage contract between a man and woman is best for children and building families.

Here.