Essay time

Dear Academics,

WHY DO YOU TALK SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ALL THE TIME? MAKE YOUR POINT AND MOVE ON YOU CRYPTIC WANKTARDS.



Dear Lecturer,

IT DOES NOT TAKE 3500 WORDS TO MAKE A REALLY BASIC POINT. REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER TO MAKE WORD COUNT AND CRAMMING IN SEMI-RELEVANT QUOTES WILL NOT IMPROVE MY GRADES, I'M PRETTY CERTAIN. *whinges some moar*

WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? IT'S SO OBSCURE AND IT MAKES ME FEEL STUPID!!

Ahem...seriously though, I learned that a lot of academic scholars talked confusing shit to cover the fact that they really didn't know what the hell they were doing and were just in it for the paycheck. Don't know how it is in NZ or northern states but that seemed to be the common denominator in the South. Throw out a bunch of obscure alternate words that had the same meaning to throw the recipient off-guard and make them feel like an idiot. Yup, sounds like standard college education here.