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Darkmoon
Final Fantasy Whore
Number of posts : 313
Registration date : 2008-07-29
| Subject: Brain bleach, please. *vomits*  Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:01 am | |
| One of the huge drawbacks of having a big imagination is when a fifty year old friend of your mother's calls and wants to give you graphic details about the oral sex she had last night.
Seriously, I could NOT make this shit up if I tried. I hung up the phone with her ten minutes ago and now I wish there was such a thing as eye bleach for the imagination. I could have happily lived for a thousand years without hearing that and unfortunately for me, telling me something is like putting a picture under my nose. I watched it and now I can't un-watch it.
I'm going to be suffering post-traumatic stress syndrome and having nightmares for weeks. Now I really have to get back to writing my current WIP because I need to ERASE the mental picture of...of...that.
*shudders and curls into a ball*
P.S. WHY is everyone sexually traumatizing me lately? First with the friend of my nephew's having...impure...thoughts and now with the middle-aged woman trying to give me sexcapades over the godammned phone??
What god did I offend? | |
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Phoenix
Gestapo Recruit
Number of posts : 90
Registration date : 2008-08-11
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:27 am | |
| Good GRIEF that sounds like a sitcom sketch! | |
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Darkmoon
Final Fantasy Whore
Number of posts : 313
Registration date : 2008-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:33 pm | |
| - Phoenix wrote:
- Good GRIEF that sounds like a sitcom sketch!
Hey, I should write that and send it to a tv station. It could be called "Horrible things you didn't want to know" or something. | |
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futureshock
Gestapo Recruit
Number of posts : 247
Registration date : 2008-08-07
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:22 pm | |
| What was so bad about it? | |
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Darkmoon
Final Fantasy Whore
Number of posts : 313
Registration date : 2008-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| - futureshock wrote:
- What was so bad about it?
Are you joking?  I don't know how else to explain why it creeps me out for a middle-aged friend of my mother's to give me a fully detailed account of her sexual activities. I may read and write erotica but there's a difference between reading about hot young things and hearing your Mom's friend talk about how some dude went down on her all night long.  | |
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Zeb
Gestapo Recruit
Number of posts : 204
Age : 45
Location : Scotland
Registration date : 2008-07-28
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:52 pm | |
| - futureshock wrote:
- What was so bad about it?
Imagine having a conversation with your father/grandfather/vernon/*insert any male whose sex life you don't need to know about* about the best way to get him off and maybe you'll get the point. | |
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Kate
Gestapo Recruit
Number of posts : 384
Registration date : 2008-07-29
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| - Zeb wrote:
- futureshock wrote:
- What was so bad about it?
Imagine having a conversation with your father/grandfather/vernon/*insert any male whose sex life you don't need to know about* about the best way to get him off and maybe you'll get the point. YEAH Z THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE VISUAL!  | |
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Zeb
Gestapo Recruit
Number of posts : 204
Age : 45
Location : Scotland
Registration date : 2008-07-28
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| - Kate wrote:
YEAH Z THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE VISUAL!
Yep i'm so subtle like that lol. | |
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Gwynnthiere
Beauty And Brains With A Fetish For Chains
Number of posts : 336
Age : 39
Location : In a handbasket...
Registration date : 2008-07-28
| | Subject: Re: Brain bleach, please. *vomits* Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| I have a Vernon filter in mah brain now. I didn't hafta see it  | |
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