Fuck you Mother Nature

Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Two months of bleeding isn't enough?! Here I am stressed out about surgery and you go and turn my crotch into the fucking red tide. I hate you, you miserable miserable bitch. I'm dizzy and lightheaded and I don't feel good and I think I echo all of woman kind here when we say go fuck yourself ffs cause ain't no one here getting any for a while!!

Here here! I'm just finishing with my monthly horribles and I wanted to jump off a bridge to end the pain two days ago. I totally know where you're coming from (except I'm fortunate not to have bled for the extended time you have and I don't have to worry about surgery).

Hugs, dear. If you want to talk the offer still stands. Just send me a PM when you get home and I can give you a jingle.

YEAH, FUCK YOU, MOTHER NATURE!

*huggles*