I've recently been informed that one of my nephew's friends has a thing for me. Uh....I just...dude...that's...funky.
Now, maybe some men* (see note) would find it...uh...ego inspiring? That they are attractive to hot young things but I just felt bloody uncomfortable. I always thought that guy looked at me a little differently from my nephew's other friends but I just thought it was because he was pretty direct. The worst part is he's friggin' cute and though I wouldn't dream of touching him with a ten foot pole now I know I would have if I were his age.
I feel...gross...*shudder*
I don't know if I'll ever be able to refrain from running away screaming the next time he touches my hair and tells me how beautiful he thinks it is. I used to just take it as an ass-kissing compliment but now...
*Darkmoon-shaped hole appears in the wall*
(note: most often Men, not women...but I suppose some women might get off on it too but men seem to love the idea of barely legal girls getting off on them...puke)