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Darkmoon
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Registration date : 2008-07-29

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PostSubject: OMFG...I just...OMFG!!   OMFG...I just...OMFG!! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 2:48 am

I've recently been informed that one of my nephew's friends has a thing for me. Uh....I just...dude...that's...funky.

Now, maybe some men* (see note) would find it...uh...ego inspiring? That they are attractive to hot young things but I just felt bloody uncomfortable. I always thought that guy looked at me a little differently from my nephew's other friends but I just thought it was because he was pretty direct. The worst part is he's friggin' cute and though I wouldn't dream of touching him with a ten foot pole now I know I would have if I were his age.

I feel...gross...*shudder*

I don't know if I'll ever be able to refrain from running away screaming the next time he touches my hair and tells me how beautiful he thinks it is. I used to just take it as an ass-kissing compliment but now...

*Darkmoon-shaped hole appears in the wall*

(note: most often Men, not women...but I suppose some women might get off on it too but men seem to love the idea of barely legal girls getting off on them...puke)
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Phoenix
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Registration date : 2008-08-11

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PostSubject: Re: OMFG...I just...OMFG!!   OMFG...I just...OMFG!! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 4:09 pm

ugh, how awkward and inappropriate. No wonder you want to cringe to death.

I'm making flapjacks. You may have one to help you through the ickiness.
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