You know, Chris, when I ask if you're planning to come home sometime in the near future, "When I feel like it?" is a dick response.
I don't think I have ever hated anyone so much as I loathe his friends who recently moved up to the city. While it's not their FAULT that their presence has turned him into this crabtastic shit who gets pissed with me over everything, GODDAMNIT, I HATE THEM.
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