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		<description>Biiitch bitch biiiiiitch! This is the place to just scream into the intarwebs!</description>
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			<title>I feel a little better now.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-feel-a-little-better-now-t360.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>I was reading an original yaoi (male/male)webcomic for a while and I wondered why I was missing chapters in my altert updates.  It turned out that the reason behind it was because I had my &quot;shota&quot; filter on (for those that don't know, &quot;shota&quot; is a nice way of saying &quot;child molestation&quot;.  An older character fucking a child).  I didn't even look through the missed chapters but I did comment to the author on her main page that it was a shame that she put child molestation  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 05:40:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-feel-a-little-better-now-t360.htm#3481</comments>
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			<title>Holy shit, prolifers just don't change.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/holy-shit-prolifers-just-don-t-change-t358.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>In a thread titled &quot;Abortion ever the right path?&quot;  The subject of course turned to women that can't have kids for whatever reason and the duty of those who can (whether they wanted to get knocked up or not) to provide said women with offspring.



http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic121232.html



You know, I'm about sick of hearing barren &quot;prolifers&quot; bitch about other women choosing not to embrace the &quot;miracle&quot; that they think they're missing.  I feel for anyone  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:50:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/holy-shit-prolifers-just-don-t-change-t358.htm#3471</comments>
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			<title>I cannot bear to read GN/Yahoo regs anymore.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-cannot-bear-to-read-gn-yahoo-regs-anymore-t338.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>futureshock</dc:creator>
			<description>Without the rest of you there to balance things out it is just too one sided on most issues.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:46:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-cannot-bear-to-read-gn-yahoo-regs-anymore-t338.htm#3374</comments>
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			<title>It happens every year</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/it-happens-every-year-t336.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>I just opened my news to see... a man trampled to death in walmart, people injured, two men shooting each other over their women having a bloody brawl..

C'mon people! For Fucks Sake it is ONLY a purchase, shopping it isn't meant to kill people or harm them. 

I am sick to death of hearing about this kind of thing happening.  

Remember cabbage patch dolls? I was only looking at one and some bitch came up grabbed it and pulled it right out of my hands! This was back in 1990. 

I am glad I  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/it-happens-every-year-t336.htm#3371</comments>
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			<title>#@%#%#$%*&amp;amp;*#$</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/-t331.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Scorpi084</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[You know, Chris, when I ask if you're planning to come home sometime in the near future, &quot;When I feel like it?&quot; is a dick response.
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I don't think I have ever hated anyone so much as I loathe his friends who recently moved up to the city. While it's not their FAULT that their presence has turned him into this crabtastic shit who gets pissed with me over everything, GODDAMNIT, I HATE THEM.]]></description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:59:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/-t331.htm#3333</comments>
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			<title>There's No One To Be Mad At</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/there-s-no-one-to-be-mad-at-t330.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gwynnthiere</dc:creator>
			<description>You all know I've been sick. A month and a half now. It's insane. I can't keep any food down at all, and believe me I'm trying.



I've been to see so many doctors, so many times in the ER, trying to find what's wrong. No one knows, but we have an idea. Endometriosis. They think that during surgery some endometrium fluid escaped and is making life miserable for me. So we're trying to fix it.



I got a call on Monday. &quot;Yahoo can no longer accommodate this.&quot; I lost my job. I've been  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:18:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/there-s-no-one-to-be-mad-at-t330.htm#3332</comments>
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			<title>Livejournal</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/livejournal-t328.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Amelia</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[There is some LULZ at my latest livejournal post, courtesy of Vernon, who has just discovered my journal.
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That is, if Vernon can ever mean teh LULZ. ROFLMAO.]]></description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:53:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/livejournal-t328.htm#3316</comments>
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			<title>Okay Blizz, it's been two fucking days now!!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/okay-blizz-it-s-been-two-fucking-days-now-t321.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>Ya know, I was really patient with the required downtime for maintenance and I really do understand that there are kinks to work out with the newest expansion launch coming up, but this is too much.  Two days...really?  Who do you have working for you, Blizzard?  Do you have a bunch of monkeys on your tech team or what?  I occupied myself as required and put off leveling my hunter, expecting exceptional WoW downtime, but this is getting ridiculous!



Would it help if I got out and fucking  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:34:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/okay-blizz-it-s-been-two-fucking-days-now-t321.htm#3264</comments>
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			<title>Whine whine, pay no attention</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/whine-whine-pay-no-attention-t318.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miskatonic</dc:creator>
			<description>I don't know how to fix me. I don't know how to stop feeling so frustrated and stupid and ignorant all the fucking time, I don't know how to explain this to people without making them feel blamed for the way my brain interprets things, and I don't know how the fuck to explain that yes, it IS fucking upsetting to have them just leave me be while I cry my fucking eyes out and then be all happy cheerful life-is-great when I finally calm down. I mean, enough fucking encouragement to just bottle up  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:50:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/whine-whine-pay-no-attention-t318.htm#3251</comments>
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			<title>Concerned Parent</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/concerned-parent-t296.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mrslieb</dc:creator>
			<description>I don't why I read PLA. I think its like a train wreck that I can't look away from. However, the last two times I have gone over there I have read some of the most vile antisemitism I have ever had the displeasure to read. Don't get me wrong, I am somewhat used to garden variety jew hating. I read it on the internet all the time, its pretty much anywhere the state of Israel is being discussed. I had a college professor who would schedule exams on Jewish Holidays on purpose and not let me make  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:49:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/concerned-parent-t296.htm#3128</comments>
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			<title>I am sick of Campaigning!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-am-sick-of-campaigning-t293.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>For Fucks Sake! I get calls every other hour on my cell phone, which has been unlisted, asking for me to vote for McCain!! I suspect my smart ass brother has passed along my number, FFS I have ALREADY voted and it wasn't for McShame! I get flyers in my mailbox slamming Obama and promoting lies which have long since been dispelled.. I am sick of my television and radio being inundated by negative ads and smears.  Can we get this overwith before my blood pressure becomes fatally high?</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-am-sick-of-campaigning-t293.htm#3108</comments>
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			<title>The Vile Universe!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/the-vile-universe-t280.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I made breakfast of ham and eggs this morning after cleaning my kitchen and doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, vacuuming the living room and now the largest tradgedy of my morning world has happened...
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                   <font color="red"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><i><strong>MY COFFEE POT WON'T WORK.</strong></i></span></font>
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Damn  You Universe!! I need caffiene or I get miserable headaches.]]></description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:22:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/the-vile-universe-t280.htm#3043</comments>
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			<title>Stabilize the bloody servers already, Blizzard!!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/stabilize-the-bloody-servers-already-blizzard-t281.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I love the new patch but the lag bursts and disconnects are making me want to chew someone's face off.  AAARRRGGH!  I need my scales for my armor!
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P.S. Btw Unicorn, I sent you four more armor pieces in the mail.  I'll make some more when I get the chance.  Two of the ones I sent should be your level but the others are future pieces, I'm afraid.]]></description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:47:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/stabilize-the-bloody-servers-already-blizzard-t281.htm#3046</comments>
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			<title>I'm feeling mean spirited</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-m-feeling-mean-spirited-t268.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Scorpi084</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[OMG YOU GUYS, LYNN MADE IT ONTO ICHC!
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			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:43:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-m-feeling-mean-spirited-t268.htm#2952</comments>
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			<title>Did you know that a raped or molested child consents to the pregnancy??</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/did-you-know-that-a-raped-or-molested-child-consents-to-the-pregnancy-t264.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>According to this nitwit ...



Quote:[-] by Plantgypc &quot;Raccoon&quot; posted 57 minutes ago (edited)  

 

reply

 Answered That's the truth... 



He wants to enact a pro choice that would allow abortions up to seven months. He says it's for rape and incest victims. Does this mean he thinks people are so stupid it takes them seven months to realize they were raped or had sex with a family member. Just another Obamanation. I think it will be a way for a woman to get rid of a kid because  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:08:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/did-you-know-that-a-raped-or-molested-child-consents-to-the-pregnancy-t264.htm#2906</comments>
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			<title>Fuck you, universe</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-universe-t257.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miskatonic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I am just so fucking sick and tired of things going brilliantly for a time, just to have it all fucking fall down around me as soon as I dare to start feeling good. On a day when I did my nails, felt good about my makeup and great about my clothes, saw great friends and had a good time following a really awesome counselling session, I did not want to come home and end up crying into a fucking cup of tea.
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Fuck it all.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:14:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-universe-t257.htm#2866</comments>
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			<title>Fuckwittage and the economy.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuckwittage-and-the-economy-t259.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>jenn_smithson</dc:creator>
			<description>I HATE, LOATHE ENTIRELY some of the people who work up here.  I hate them because they are ignorant, balefully ignorant and happy to remain that way.  I hate them because none of them seem to have even a passing familiarity with HOW national economies work, EVEN OUR OWN!!!1!!!1!



Discussion of sub-prime mortgage rates, the bailout, credit, and especially corporate and income tax abounds in the hallways but it is ALWAYS of the fuckwit variety.  



According to these people, did you know  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:01:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuckwittage-and-the-economy-t259.htm#2876</comments>
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			<title>Bosses who don't listen</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/bosses-who-don-t-listen-t250.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>jade_calliope</dc:creator>
			<description>I am so fucking fed up I can barely speak.



My boss is a world class asshole sometimes.  I have the utmost respect for what she has done in creating the sanctuary where I work, but she has NO people skills whatsoever.  Example, she once gave a lecture to us in the morning meeting after there was some controversy over her going into the ape areas after hours and doing &quot;training&quot; with the animals...but it was creating problems not solving them.  The lecture culminated in &quot;I KNOW  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:53:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/bosses-who-don-t-listen-t250.htm#2835</comments>
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			<title>Bailout rant</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/bailout-rant-t246.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>When did we, the middle and lower class, become the bailout buddies of people whose bathtubs cost more then we make in a year? This is socialism, real socialism not that hyped up crap people spew about political canidates. 

Do you know WHY wall street is in dire financial straights? Because we bailed their asses out in 1989! 

Wall street learned they don't have to be responsible because Big Brother will come bail them out. Bush Sr. taught them to be irresponsible and now Bush Jr. wants to  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:23:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/bailout-rant-t246.htm#2818</comments>
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			<title>Stupidist things fundies say...</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/stupidist-things-fundies-say-t204.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>futureshock</dc:creator>
			<description>Let's have a thread (this one) in which we copy and paste the most moronic statements from fundies that we see in a day or week or so. I'll post the next one I see.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:37:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/stupidist-things-fundies-say-t204.htm#2457</comments>
			<guid>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/stupidist-things-fundies-say-t204.htm</guid>
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			<title>Killing the fucking cunt tonight</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/killing-the-fucking-cunt-tonight-t245.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>I just got wind that my &quot;sister&quot; was not only bad-mouthing me but also our mother last night at a party. She called my mother crazy. If you don't hear from me anymore, it's because I killed her and am in prison. I'm driving across town tonight and I'm going to beat that fucking cunt within an inch of her worthless life.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:49:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/killing-the-fucking-cunt-tonight-t245.htm#2785</comments>
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			<title>Fucking dilemmas</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fucking-dilemmas-t237.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miskatonic</dc:creator>
			<description>I hate these situations where you can't say anything for fear of just making everything worse. But you feel like you HAVE to say something to stop someone doing something moronic. And knowing they won't thank you for it, or probably even change what they're doing! At which point it almost becomes self-indulgent to make the effort and be honest with them, because you're only making yourself feel better.



It's like dealing with fucking trolls back at PCT, you're always holding out the hope  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:30:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fucking-dilemmas-t237.htm#2712</comments>
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			<title>The Only Posts I Can Stomach Are xwoman's</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/the-only-posts-i-can-stomach-are-xwoman-s-t242.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>futureshock</dc:creator>
			<description>You know things are bad when the only person's posts on GN that I can stand to read are by xwoman, lol!</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:11:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/the-only-posts-i-can-stomach-are-xwoman-s-t242.htm#2743</comments>
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			<title>McCanites.. Kwitcherbitchin!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/mccanites-kwitcherbitchin-t239.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>I have really truly had it with all those whining assholes out there who say they will leave the country if Obama wins the election. 

Aren't you people special. 

Well bucky I didn't vote for his dad yet I fought for him. My brother did not vote for King George (either time) yet he fought for him, My father did not support LBJ but but went to Nam for him. My mother wasn't into Carter yet she fought for him.

It is self centered people like you who are destroying this country with your Me,  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/mccanites-kwitcherbitchin-t239.htm#2725</comments>
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			<title>Another gem of bad grammar</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/another-gem-of-bad-grammar-t238.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>Harley wrote:

Quote:That is called typing mistakes, and if you go over this page you shall find many! Also I never said I came here to teach! If your IQ is not as high as mine that's your own problem, not mine. For those of you who Question my grammar, it is southern because I am southern, born and breed and proud of it! I actually came here today to apologize for starting out so harsh, however I would be apologizing all day. So instead I apologize for ever coming to your ignorant post!



Allegedly  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:09:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/another-gem-of-bad-grammar-t238.htm#2719</comments>
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			<title>Really, America? Really?!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/really-america-really-t224.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gwynnthiere</dc:creator>
			<description>Oil? You're fucking worried about oil? 

&#36;10? You're screaming and cussing me out because your business lost &#36;10?! TEN FUCKING DOLLARS IS YOUR BIGGEST WORRY?!



Seriously grow the fuck up. Take a fucking look around. Oh don't know what I'm talking about? How about this:



From: Daily Kos



Quote:Venezuela and Bolivia have both thrown the US ambassadors out of their countries.  Oh... and by the way... long-range Russian bombers just landed in Venezuela.



Do you understand  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:35:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/really-america-really-t224.htm#2617</comments>
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			<title>Obama is NOT a Muslim!!!1!!!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/obama-is-not-a-muslim1-t211.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>jenn_smithson</dc:creator>
			<description>Brainploding conversation went like this:

Idiot, &quot;*siiiiiiiiiggghhhh* Well, it looks like it's down to old man river and a muslim in this election.  Yep, I'm not voting.&quot;



Me, &quot;Muslim?  Who's the muslim?&quot;



Idiot, &quot;Obama.&quot;



Me, &quot;Obama isn't a muslim.  Isn't he part of the church of christ?  That makes him a christian.&quot;



Idiot, &quot;No, he was born muslim and once you're born muslim, you stay that way.  His parents are muslim so he's a  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/obama-is-not-a-muslim1-t211.htm#2525</comments>
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			<title>You people suck.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/you-people-suck-t218.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Talk!  Begin now, dammit!  I'm bored and tired and scared and nobody's here so I'm going to be the bad guy.
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YOU SUCK!
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Give it to me, babies!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:44:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/you-people-suck-t218.htm#2579</comments>
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			<title>Feeling like shit</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/feeling-like-shit-t202.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Vexing</dc:creator>
			<description>.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:12:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/feeling-like-shit-t202.htm#2435</comments>
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			<title>Ugh! Freaking prolifers!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/ugh-freaking-prolifers-t214.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>So I sorta went verbally postal on one who proposed we put the abortion issue up for a vote: 



Answered It is my body! 



People people people..why do so many persist in the idea that if you make abortion illegal it will magically disappear? Study the time before abortion was legal and you will see they still happened, Women Died from unsafe botched back alley or do it yourself abortions. Women Died taking dangerous chemicals to induce abortions. Women Died using coat hangers and knitting  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:20:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/ugh-freaking-prolifers-t214.htm#2561</comments>
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			<title>I have no Uncle. I have no Grandfather.</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-have-no-uncle-i-have-no-grandfather-t196.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gwynnthiere</dc:creator>
			<description>You miserable, horrid, selfish little son of a bitch. Where the hell do you get off pulling this kind of bullshit with the lives of my mother and my little brother?Where the hell do you get off throwing a single mother, a single DISABLED mother and her son out on the street with not a single place to go or any money in their pocket for even a  hotel room! You made my mother...one of the strongest people I can think of, cry so hard she couldn't breathe. You will pay for this. If I have to spend  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:19:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/i-have-no-uncle-i-have-no-grandfather-t196.htm#2339</comments>
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			<title>MY COWORKER</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/my-coworker-t169.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Scorpi084</dc:creator>
			<description>We have told this stupid moron more times than I can count that, when reversing charges from days other than today: DO NOT FUCKING REVERSE THE PAYMENTS. It throws off our balance at the end of the day, and there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to reverse them. WHAT DOES SHE DO EVERYTIME SHE DOES CORRECTIONS???? aoweiruwoijrwdfasdf;asldkfj</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/my-coworker-t169.htm#2143</comments>
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			<title>Brain bleach, please. *vomits*</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/brain-bleach-please-vomits-t178.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>One of the huge drawbacks of having a big imagination is when a fifty year old friend of your mother's calls and wants to give you graphic details about the oral sex she had last night.



Seriously, I could NOT make this shit up if I tried. I hung up the phone with her ten minutes ago and now I wish there was such a thing as eye bleach for the imagination. I could have happily lived for a thousand years without hearing that and unfortunately for me, telling me something is like putting a picture  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:01:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/brain-bleach-please-vomits-t178.htm#2224</comments>
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			<title>No fucking way...</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/no-fucking-way-t197.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Vexing</dc:creator>
			<description>.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:39:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/no-fucking-way-t197.htm#2361</comments>
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			<title>Letter to my ex</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/letter-to-my-ex-t154.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>The Last Unicorn</dc:creator>
			<description>Letter to my Ex..



I don't have words to describe how I feel entirely.  Once I loved you beyond every other man alive; How COULD you do that? You who always professed kiddie fiddlers needed to be summarily shot and given no second chances.. you KNEW what you were doing, you KNEW it was wrong, you KNEW the damage you did. For fucks sake you were married to a COP! 

I try, I really really try to come up with a punishment that fits your crime.......and I fail. I cannot think of anything dire  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:58:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/letter-to-my-ex-t154.htm#1950</comments>
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			<title>Essay time</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/essay-time-t195.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miskatonic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Dear Academics,
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WHY DO YOU TALK SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ALL THE TIME? MAKE YOUR POINT AND MOVE ON YOU CRYPTIC WANKTARDS.
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Dear Lecturer,
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IT DOES NOT TAKE 3500 WORDS TO MAKE A REALLY BASIC POINT. REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER TO MAKE WORD COUNT AND CRAMMING IN SEMI-RELEVANT QUOTES WILL NOT IMPROVE MY GRADES, I'M PRETTY CERTAIN. *whinges some moar*]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:09:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/essay-time-t195.htm#2334</comments>
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			<title>Fuck you Mother Nature</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-mother-nature-t175.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gwynnthiere</dc:creator>
			<description>Fuck you fuck you fuck you.



Two months of bleeding isn't enough?! Here I am stressed out about surgery and you go and turn my crotch into the fucking red tide. I hate you, you miserable miserable bitch. I'm dizzy and lightheaded and I don't feel good and I think I echo all of woman kind here when we say go fuck yourself ffs cause ain't no one here getting any for a while!!       </description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:35:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-mother-nature-t175.htm#2205</comments>
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			<title>OMFG...I just...OMFG!!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/omfgi-justomfg-t170.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>I've recently been informed that one of my nephew's friends has a thing for me.  Uh....I just...dude...that's...funky.



Now, maybe some men* (see note) would find it...uh...ego inspiring?  That they are attractive to hot young things but I just felt bloody uncomfortable.  I always thought that guy looked at me a little differently from my nephew's other friends but I just thought it was because he was pretty direct.  The worst part is he's friggin' cute and though I wouldn't dream of touching  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:48:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/omfgi-justomfg-t170.htm#2148</comments>
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			<title>Planet earth -Duran Duran</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/planet-earth-duran-duran-t173.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Darkmoon</dc:creator>
			<description>Not a rant so much as an observance.  Listen to the song &quot;planet earth&quot;.</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:12:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/planet-earth-duran-duran-t173.htm#2176</comments>
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			<title>Kinds of Behavior I Can't Stand Any Longer</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/kinds-of-behavior-i-can-t-stand-any-longer-t162.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>futureshock</dc:creator>
			<description>Since the new reshuffling of certain websites I frequent, I find myself having less patience with certain people than I normally do.



For example, certain posts that struck me as STUPID, I would just let pass, previously.  Now I feel like I can't hold back any longer, and I want to point out the stupidity to the stupid person. (If that's even possible, lol!)



Does anyone else feel this way?  That certain posting behavior they used to let pass, they now feel compelled to tell the poster  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:46:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/kinds-of-behavior-i-can-t-stand-any-longer-t162.htm#2070</comments>
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			<title>Of all the times to be polite ...</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/of-all-the-times-to-be-polite-t153.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Miskatonic</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear Person,



I do not like you. We are not friends. I take no particular pains to even be pleasant to you. I am friends with YOUR FIANCE, NOT YOU. So why why why why WHY have you invited me to your hen's night? I know *I* would not look forward to spending an evening in your company, so I cannot imagine why you would even WANT me there, except that you seem to basically be inviting every single female you know ... FUCK, it would just be a lot easier if you'd maintained your normal air of  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:26:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/of-all-the-times-to-be-polite-t153.htm#1941</comments>
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			<title>Fuck you Richard!</title>
			<link>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-richard-t156.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zeb</dc:creator>
			<description>When the diversity policy was created at work it wasn't with the purpose of telling you what to think.  It was to stop people from acting out their bigotry, GTFO.



Yes i know you don't &quot;like gays&quot; and that you &quot;won't accept that kind of behaviour&quot;, thats fine, i don't accept your bigoted bullshit as gospel like you seem to think it is.



However don't expect me to be fine with you after you announced that &quot;theres a fine line between them (gays) and paedophiles&quot;.  ...</description>
			<category>Rants!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:40:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://escaped.forumotion.net/rants-f16/fuck-you-richard-t156.htm#1974</comments>
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